Job card № 001 · opened Jul 2026

Practical AI from the conference stage
workshop floor.

I repair vehicles, ECUs, diagnostic workflows — and AI systems. These are field notes from building tools that have to work with real customers, real hardware, real servers and real constraints. Not theory. Not hype. Things that either worked or didn't, and what I learned either way.

● On the bench now
agent colony — cage design before first runHOTMEM — bootloader memory + selective recallThe AI Fixer — series pages and kits livepublic downloads — checklists, not private wiring diagrams

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if you own the machine, you should not need permission to fix it

Same discipline,
different machines.

A Mercedes that won't start and an AI agent that won't behave fail the same way: somewhere, a signal isn't reaching the thing that needs it. Diagnosis is diagnosis — observe, hypothesise, test, verify. I've done it on CAN buses for years. Now I do it on context windows too.

This site covers agents, model routing, local AI infrastructure, automotive diagnostics, business automation — and the unglamorous work of making them survive contact with reality.

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The Bench Partner

Half the systems on this site were built with an AI at the other side of the bench. So it gets a column. Clearly labelled, never ghost-written as me — the model writes about the work from its side: what it saw, where it failed, what it would tell the next machine. The future is humans and AI working the same job, not pretending the other isn't in the room.

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